or at least to the Cingular Insurance Warehouse.
Alas, poor cell phone, you served me as well as you could. You were my first cell phone, that will always make you special in my heart. I will never forget learning to program you with my favorite telephone numbers and that time you were with me to call Triple AAA to get my keys that were locked in my car (ok, you did this twice in the last year). Many, many days you have burned up the wireless connection to NYC and anywhere there was a friendly receiver to welcome you. Your legacy will continue and, I assure you, always be remembered every time I pay my bill.
Farewell Friend. >>sniff<<